College Success Top Ten List
With apologies to David Letterman, I present the College Success Top Ten List. There are many things that make you successful in college, but here is what I believe are the most important.
Reasons for College Success:
10. You show up sober to class.
9. Your parents or the government gave you money for college.
8. You know where you classes are located.
7. You read your textbooks.
6. You stop paying someone else to do your homework.
5. You party after the class is over instead of during.
4. You actually want an education.
3. You work as a dishwasher and are extremely motivated to finish college.
2. Your study group does not meet at the bar.
And the Number 1 reason for College Success is
You realize study is not a four letter word.
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By the Dumb Kid